I need help removing her.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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