That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We left an ass print on the piano.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
