my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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