how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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