oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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