I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
did i walk over a car last night?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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