We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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