we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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