Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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