Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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