hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize