That's intense
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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