I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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