Me too!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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