god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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