Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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