Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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