She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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