Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
a search helicopter?!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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