At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
