is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
No I am not eating basil off your cock
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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