Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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