were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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