Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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