so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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