the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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