i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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