Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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