dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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