It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
