well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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