Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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