I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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