The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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