Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He told me they were just razor bumps!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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