normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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