Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
