THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
