I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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