you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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