Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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