I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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