Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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