this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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