You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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