i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
try to milk me bitch
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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