Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
