I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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