i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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