is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
