So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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