Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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