Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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