I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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