i jhust puked up my retainher.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
