remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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