There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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