I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm always down for nudity.
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