I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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