Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
