talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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